ONCE THERE WAS A RICH AND POWERFUL COUNTRY
THIS COUNTRY HAD THE MOST BEAUTIFUL MEN AND WOMEN.
THIS COUNTRY HAD THE BIGGEST CARS.
THIS COUNTRY HAD THE BIGGEST HOUSES.
EVERYONE WAS SINGING “WE’RE IN THE MONEY.”
BUT THERE WAS TROUBLE IN LAND.
THE PEOPLE WERE NOT HAPPY.
A GREAT LEADER HEARD THE PEOPLE’S PLEAS.
HIS NAME WAS MOPHEAD.
AND MOPHEAD CAME DOWN FROM HIS HUGE TOWER.
HE SPOKE TO THE PEOPLE.
WE WILL BUILD A GREAT WALL TO KEEP THE CRIMINALS AND RAPISTS OUT.
WE WILL BAN ALL MOOKOOS FROM ENTERING OUR GREAT COUNTRY.
WE WILL ALLOW ALL GENDERS TO USE THE SAME BATHROOM.
WE WILL BRING BACK JOBS TO OUR COUNTRY.
AND THE PEOPLE LOVED MOPHEAD.
MOPHEAD THE MARVELOUS, MOPHEAD THE MYSTICAL, MOPHEAD THE MAGNIFICENT.
AND THE PEOPLE VOTED
AND MOPHEAD, THE HUGE, WON.
AT NIGHTFALL, WEEPING ENTERS IN, BUT WITH THE DAWN, MOPHEAD.
